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scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed ( 2004 )

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minyate:

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captainsingleton:

memewhore:

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

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localwarlockunion:

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Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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drtanner:

drtanner:

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kittenofdoomm:

Him have no chompers… Only gums…

Him have two tiny chompers…

And he SQUEAK

Tiny chompers and BIG OPINIONS

Sorry but I need to re-reblog this because I didn’t notice the little leggie sticking out last time and I need to make sure you see it, too.

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everythingfox:

Baby bear catching snowflakes

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Aubrey Plaza

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funnytwittertweets:

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Literally how I feel don’t get me started on people my age with kids

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uguuuchan:

gimme sammich

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gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

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Always reblog Gib Bagul

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GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

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breadbank:

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I needed that second pic

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zetrystan:
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He got the job.
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He takes his job seriously.
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zetrystan:

Technically true.

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He got the job.

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He takes his job seriously.

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gayforcartoons:

blushbi:

A tumble post saying bitch how you introverted with blue hair
A tweet saying why does half of twitter think theyre going to lead a communist uprising when theyre to scared to order pizza on the phone
A tweet saying "dont percieve me" ok then stop posting absolutely insane shit 8 times per day

holy trinity

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