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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
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littlechinesedoll:

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

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Send me Sex Questions

  • 1. Top turn on?
  • 2. Last time you had sex with someone of a different gender?
  • 3. Last time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
  • 4. Last time you masturbated?
  • 5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?
  • 6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?
  • 7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?
  • 8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?
  • 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?
  • 10. Dom(me)/Sub/Switch?
  • 11. Is pain a good thing?
  • 12. Do you like biting?
  • 13. Do you like scratching?
  • 14. Are you slightly horny right now?
  • 15. Are you very horny right now?
  • 16. Do you like face fucking?
  • 17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
  • 18. Do you cook naked?
  • 19. Do you like foreplay?
  • 20. Have you had an orgasm?
  • 21. Do you like sex with toys?
  • 22. Do you like sex with kink?
  • 23. Would you have sex with someone you just met?
  • 24. Do you like your nipples played with?
  • 25. Do you like your lips bitten?
  • 26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?
  • 27. How often do you masturbate?
  • 28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?
  • 29. Would you have sex with a married person?
  • 30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?
  • 31. Do you go outside naked?
  • 32. Do you like being woken up with sex?
  • 33. Do you give oral?
  • 34. Would you let someone eat food off of you?
  • 35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?
  • 36. Do you like having drunk sex?
  • 37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?
  • 38. What is your favorite thing about sex?
  • 39. What is your favorite sexual setting?
  • 40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
  • 41. Would you ever make a porno with your partner?
  • 42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your partner?
  • 43. Do you like it rough?
  • 44. Do you prefer to give or recieve?
  • 45. Do you like to have one night stands?
  • 46. How do you feel about one night stands?
  • 47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
  • 48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
  • 49. How long do you like foreplay to last?
  • 50. Do you like kissing during sex?
  • 51. Describe your favorite sexual experience.
  • 52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
  • 53. What does your favorite foreplay include?
  • 54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
  • 56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?
  • 57. Could you live without sex?
  • 58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
  • 59. Do you like to perform oral sex?
  • 60. Do you like to receive oral sex?
  • 61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
  • 62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
  • 63. Have you ever been caught in the act?
  • 64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?
  • 65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
  • 66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
  • 67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
  • 68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?
  • 69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
  • 70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
  • 71. Do you practice safe sex?
  • 72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
  • 73. Have you ever cried from how good a sexual experience was?
  • 74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
  • 75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this
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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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    • #i laughed too goddamn hard at this shit
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT
DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT
DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT
DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT
DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT
DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT
DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR
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askhotbloodedpinkie:

DO NOT CRY MY POPPIT

DON’T SHOW YOUR FEAR

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Let’s do a little comparison

pansexualprincess:

passionofthedauterive:

Family Guy

  • Rape jokes
  • Eating disorder jokes
  • Pedophilia jokes
  • Racist jokes
  • Molestation jokes
  • Self harm jokes

King of the Hill

  • Body positive
  • No rape jokes, ever.
  • No eating disorder jokes, ever.
  • No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
  • The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
  • Self harm jokes? Nope.

Yuuup

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Xbox One Reveal 2013 Highlights

    • #Xbox
    • #Xbox One
    • #Gaming
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hoodrach:

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

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Q:Goo girls?

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ramenshrimp:

The dig in part though.
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ramenshrimp:

The dig in part though.

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prince-of-pastries:

tmi tuesday???????

  • tmi asks
  • top 5’s
  • rate kinks
  • reverse tmi
  • ?? ?

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didney-worl-no-uta:

Look, I know the “All-Star” Shrek opening is a classic

But I think you guys are forgetting another classic moment with the use of the very same song

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TMI Tuesday!

Let’s invade some privacy!

    • #TMI Tuesday
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didney-worl-no-uta:

Look, I know the “All-Star” Shrek opening is a classic

But I think you guys are forgetting another classic moment with the use of the very same song

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aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.
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aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

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ME DURING ANY TYPE OF PHYSICAL EXERCISE

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